The unsuspecting political hacker Neo is tracked down by two men in sunglasses (Agent Clinton, Agent Gore) that have the ability to jump over miles of fundraising litigation, missle technology scams and sexual media fiascoes. They are faster and tougher that the resisting prey. Morpheus has found him and led him to a secret room. Neo swallows the red pill...
The room around him dissolves. He sees the world where there is a good economy and lowered teen sex fade away like a dream. The new vision is replaced by a skanky, dirty world where there is malcontentment knumbed by a paycheck to people. This structure gives arbitrary career accomplishments to the masses. All women are just cut and pasted images of bikini mags and pieces of Hollywood sex scenes. He wakes up from his cubicle filled with liquid, breaking out of the cable TV and porno channels hooked into his brain. He looks at the awesome structures of "Democrat-rix" and sees that an entire nation is imprisoned in these chambers of pop culture slime. A big machine with arms pulls him out and he is dragged into the ship...
Morpheus: Welcome to the real world, Neo.
Neo: Where am I?
Morpheus: You believe that we are in a conservative revolution. The truth is that we are in a new mutation of liberalism and a PSEUDO conservative revolution. Long ago, the last of religious and moral forces were killed off by Democrat-rix and we were all enslaved in it. In order to keep us at ease and to keep paying the socialist tax burdern, we are knumbed and pacified in these chambers where we have the lie of satisfaction told to us that we are being in a productive fruitful life. Fulfillment is now irrelevant, a going along economy can keep us in these chambers, stiffled, so the masses are no longer dissatisfied enough to resist. The sexes can only interact with each other through mind games designated by Democrat-rix. Any indication that you show of being attracted to women, makes you look desperate, so you have to keep up with the locker room jargon and bar scenes passcodes and body language to succeed with the opposite sex. There's no fulfillment in a purpose in life, just attaining a paycheck. Teen sex has been lowered not because of a conservative outcry, but from shallow, common sense street smarts that leaves the relations between the sexes as petty and childish as they ever were.
Neo: Who were those guys chasing me?
Morpheus: Those were Agents. Beware. I've seen Republicans empty entire impeachment articles at them and hit nothing but air. I've seen Clinton punch through an entire Republican Congress. EVERY conservative who has ever taken on Clinton has died. They are sentient programs of the pop culture. They can morph into a family values conservative, and especially a fiscal conservative. They can assume any identity. It was prophesized that the ONE would bring an end to them, Neo. You may be the ONE...
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